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    Been reading for a few years. Decided to join because I noticed that you have a place to buy clubs.

    Cheers.

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    Hola.

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    Oh. And a bit about golf. Played hockey for a heap of my youth but loved to get out with my Dad for some golf. It's now a serious thing for me.

    And yes. I play 10-100 metres ahead of most of you.

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    Howdy

    I suspect there are many on here that play their 2nd shots before you play your first too

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    How many Mexicans are there in the USA?

    Juan too many
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    What do you call a Mexican that graduated college?

    The chosen Juan.
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    Whats Mexico's favorite boy band?

    Juan Direction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    How many Mexicans are there in the USA? Juan too many
    Good one Donald.

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    I hate tacos.

    Said no Juan ever
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    What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican?

    Juan can't raise a child
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    Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team?

    Because every Juan that can jump, run and swim are already in the U.S
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    How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Juan Too Many
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    How many Mexicans are in line at Taco Bell

    More than Juan
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    How many legal immigrants are mexican?

    Not JUAN
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    What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?

    Juan ON Juan
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    Whats a mexican jedi called?

    Obi Juan Konobi
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    Well. At least theres some interest in my welcome!

    Thank you SMS316. I did giggle.

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    I'd put Juan in you
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    Was that Juan joke too many?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sms316 View Post
    Was that Juan joke too many?
    Depends. Pics?

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    Welcome Juan,
    Hope you enjoy the funny farm. Where do you play?
    Once you go yellow, you will never go back

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    G'day Juan.

    Golf is, in part, a game; but only in part. It is also in part a religion, a fever, a vice, a mirage, a frenzy, a fear, an abscess, a joy, a thrill, a pest, a disease, an uplift, a brooding, a melancholy, a dream of yesterday and a hope for tomorrow. - New York Tribune, 1916.

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    Welcome! I think I got my golf swing from all those hockey balls I used to bomb from the 16 yard mark when I played fullback for my primary school hockey team..

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    Warm belated welcome Juan.


 

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